I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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