Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?