I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's shark week go big or go home
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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