can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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