dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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