i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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