did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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I think I sprained my soul last night
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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