the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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