Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I would ride that face into the sunset
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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