Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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