so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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