So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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