I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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