I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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