just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
