just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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