tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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