He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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