Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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