I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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