It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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