My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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