The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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