your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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