i wish starbucks made bloody marys
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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