people are starting to question the shark bite story
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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