Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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