Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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