your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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