So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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