Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Come share oat with me in your robe
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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