just come out here and I will go home with you...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
