i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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