scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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