I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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