i think my tv is drunk
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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