you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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