I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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