grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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