talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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