if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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