Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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