What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
