My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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