oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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