Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Come on in and take your pants off
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