to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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