quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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