Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
