I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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