she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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