i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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