just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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