VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
