With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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