Well apparently he's into motor boating.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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