We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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