I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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